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does everyone act like these sh!ts are the Zapruder footage? If a few pixels of difference can make you spooge, how in the hell do you actually handle PLAYING a game?

6384d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's all the same sh!t stuffed into suits with different colored ties. The fact that these 'people' can make a living pandering to you makes them suspect. Politics will never solve a problem when it can make it worse, tax it, or make it illegal.

6385d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

cut off your nose to spite your face?

signed,
Pinocchio

6385d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Google Waikiki Queen.

6385d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm Ras, and I'm passin' the Healin' of the Nation.

6385d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

for Xbox House-Trailer. It's not really a Home, and no matter what, it cost too much.

6385d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

You are the FOX News of N4G. Anyway, have a bubble, I love to help the handicapped.

*edit* sorry, didn't mean to be insensitive or derogatory to the handicapped.

6385d ago 7 agree3 disagreeView comment

Nintendo can't ruin gaming by itself. That's the same logic that tells people humans can ruin the earth, we can't, we can only disturb it enough to kill ourselves. Nintendo can only ruin Nintendo. Hey, maybe that's Miyamoto's new, existential game - Wii Conniption Fit.

6385d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

By your reasoning serving a life sentence is epic, while life's universal epic moment, the orgasm, is not. If you believe that, I'm suggesting you have anger issues. (It helps to read this with Lewis Black's voice in your head.)

6385d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

That made my nuts butter.

6386d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

Jack Hannah is the end boss.

6386d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

That's like hoping you get lung cancer and AIDS in hopes that it will cure your syphilis.

6386d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

careful, that's how I ended up married.

6386d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think I might feel a little goofy sittin' on my couch, pretendin' to sit on somebody else's couch while other dudes fantasize about sittin' on MY couch. I don't even wanna consider the quandry of passin' the bong through an ethernet cable.

6386d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

William Burroughs would've made his level WITH a shotgun.
Ahh, Americans and guns, goin' together like ho's & d!ck since 1776.

6386d ago 23 agree2 disagreeView comment

Do you have any idea how this guy is gonna get treated in prison? 1000+ really violent, really p!ssed guys with some REAL issues are gonna take out every frustration they've ever had on his child-murdering a$$. I'd rather be dead.

6386d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Kiss our entire a$$

6386d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Disagrees? Really?
Apparently, DrPirate, you neither like me, nor are you tracking me.
You lying son-of-a-b****.

"I'm LOLing, out loud." -Monk

6387d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'd like some classic cartoons, Voltron, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Tranzor Z. Maybe Duck Tales.

6387d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

If Sony were in charge of death we'd all live forever.

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